I wanted to buy the domain carmenfontana.com but a boat beat me to it. No hard feelings because it is a very nice boat. Yacht is probably a better description. Perhaps if the boat’s captain accidentally types in the wrong URL some day he/she will land on this page. And he/she will say to himself/herself: “Gosh, what is the chances of someone with the same name as my boat”. And then he/she will feel obligated to give the person Carmen Fontana a free ride on the boat/yacht Carmen Fontana. So meta.